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didnt she just smash a Chinese drug cheats world record?

Yep. Takes one to beat one.

She is not a drug cheat. I just would like to see her swim the same event in a normal set of bathers, not the supersuits everyone is breaking WRs with.

Kevin Rudd.

You aint gonna fool me, Kevvy. You're a clone of John Howard.

Example: Kev's proceeding with $30 billion in tax cuts in the May budget. That's Howard's policy, of course, and who benefits the most from these tax cuts? Why, it's the millionaires and billionaires, as usual.

... and today he anounces an extra $1 billion for Australia's crap - and getting crappier every day - health system.

Wow, Kev.

$30 billion in tax cuts - especially for the already mega-rich - but a pissweak $1 billion for health.

You are a walking, talking, lying and conniving farce, Kevin "Howard's Way" Rudd.

You're quite correct, but you didn't quite phrase it properly:

She is not a drug cheat, allegedly.

That's better!

Kevin Rudd is a smarmy smart arse git who more and more makes me want to punch out my TV everytime his old lesbian face comes on the TV.


However, I'd rather him than Howard.


Its really quite sad that that was the choice 20 million populants of a leading first world country had.

Dickhead 1 or Worse Dickhead 2.

Democracy alive and well. Keep on consuming and let us worry about that. Nothing to see here.

Indeed.

Some people say that Australia has two major conservative political parties - the Liberals and the Nationals.

That may have been true way back in the 1970s, but ever since Bob Hawke became P.M., and forevermore, Australia has three major conservative political parties.

The Nationals are still around??

Who would have thunk it. You learn something new everyday.

Yep, the Nationals are still around.

I hear that "Two minute" Tim Fischer is soon to make a political comeback.

Apparently, he's not happy with his wife - she aint young enough.

So, he's coming back into the public arena to re-invigor his profile with the ladies, and get himself a schoolgirl to marry.

(Should be able to get his new girly-wife pregnant in less than 30 seconds!).

Ahahaha.

Now that is old school.

Well played, well played.


The nationals are even more of a freak show of sexual deviants and mutated looking retards than the liberals. And labour for that matter.

I like to play a little game called "Guess which party" with members I do not know or do not remember.

Usually its pretty easy to tell the nationals. And if turns out and I'm wrong and they are in fact liberals, they're from rural seats.