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Crocky, you're making me look like I should be on the Multiple Personality Disorder thread.

Speaking about all those so-called charitable selfless superhero celebrities, would Oprah Winfrey qualify as one of the worst culprits? Her & her "angel network" always seem to be going out to save the world's less fortunate (eg: New Orleans - cue at least a dozen head shots with fake tears & someone please make sure she doesn't use up all the glycerine in the first interview this time). I'm sure, she does some good things for people but, but how much? I believe she's the wealthiest person in the entertainment industry & became so in no small part due to making all these "feel good caring & sharing" programmes.

I love her interviewing technique too. The guest has to sit there for an hour while she tells them all about herself. Yep, I've been in a few waiting rooms around lunch time & had to endure it (either that or a 1997 Family Circle magazine).

Speaking about magazines, apparently every single edition of Oprah magazine has a picture of "guess who" on the cover (a bit egotistical methinks) & I believe she even retails transcripts from her show so her fans can re-enact their favour Oprah moments at home. Oh where is it all going & where will it all end...?

Now, without further ado, would everybody please be upstanding & raise their glasses for the one & only Oprah Winfrey:

Oprah is like Kyle = like it or not, they both have what it takes to be popular and make gazillions of dollars ... welcome to 2008 !

Little known but absolutely true fact: Oprah Winfrey has "666" tattooed on her scalp.

She wasn't born with Satan's mark on her, but when she sold her soul to Satan - sometime in the early 90s - the tattoo was part of the deal.

Here's a pic of what should happen to Oprah, but probably never will ...

There are some people on this site who'd flay a man alive for saying less than that!

two big differences with this comparison 8.....

Oprah tends to make her money from the misery of others and Kylie uses her talents in entertaining others.

I so can't stand Madonna, what is so special about her? Running around barely dressed as 40 on stage! OH yeah that just makes her a big music genie!

Lindsay Lohan!
Never liked her, and I can't understand why so many have/had her as a role model! She is a bad actress, the best movie she was in was the Parents trap when she was 11 or something like that!! I am so sick of hearing about her!!

Jolene Anderson!
Sorry guys I just don't like her!!



The Beckhams!!
Those are awful!! She is a bad singer, he is not the best football player so why so much focus on them!! Hate them!!

I'm still not a Kylie fan myself. She'll still always be the "singing budgie" to me.

considering youse pride yerselves on edumacation ... i do not know how Kyle the No1 earning DJ can become Kylie the singing budgie

pesantz

Now that was funny!

Stephanie Rice & Eamon Sullivan.

What a cutesy-wutesy couple. The Australian mass media's new darlings. It's all lovey-dovey sweety pie romance, it is.

I pretty much hate anyone who becomes a mass media darling, so I'm going to indulge in some slander and libel.

I reckon that they are both DRUG CHEATS.

It takes at least two years for the sports drug-testing regime to catch up with the cheats, so I'm getting in early, and calling them as I see them - a pair of scumbag drug cheats.

If I'm wrong, I'll offer them a full and unreserved apology, but that won't be happening for at least two years - if ever - as that's the minimum amount of time it takes for the testers to catch up with the cheats.

O Australia, too much sport is never enough!