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 by Cam63 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:57 am
DzaR wrote:   Maurice Iemma and Reba Meagher. These two nasties of all nasties won't be satisfied with themselves until every hospital in NSW is shutdown due to the number of people unneccesarily dying in them. Go into a NSW hospital complaining of a headache, and leave in a bodybag. Reba always looks like she's one the verge of tears.
I suppose if I had her job and had to address multiple stuff ups in her portfolio on a daily basis, I'd feel the same way.
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by bullwinkle » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:57 pm
Can't agree with Emma about Andrew Denton, Sure, he's a weird looking bugger, with his big head on a little body, but he is far and away the best interviewer on Aussie telly. I'm looking forward to him tearing Wayne Carey apart when Enough Rope comes back.
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by Emma Frost » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:59 am
When you're watching it tiger, keep an eye on his top lip.
If you can explain to me why it's glistening, you've done better than the people I know. I'll be a happy girl.
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by Franger_Mat » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:12 pm
Emma Frost wrote: Franger_Mat wrote: I think gay is a nicer sounding word than lesbian for whatever reason. Lesbian sounds like some kind of arboreal spider. "The Lesbian stalks it's prey through the tree tops; it's prey never stands a chance..." This thread is funny. That is very funny, very funny indeed. Is it true however is the question we're all awaiting the answer to with baited breath. Emma Frost wrote: mr walker* wrote: Oh my fucking Ghod Franger, sometimes you just freak me out and crack me up at the same time. Who gave you my sense of humour? Hmm. Quite an outrageous claim. Considering you have sense of humour at all.  mr walker* has quite the sense of humour when the mood takes him. Emma Frost wrote:  I hate John Howard. Still!! 
Little turd is still spreading his bile. I'd say good riddance but him and his family will be living off the taxpayer well into perpetuity.
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by Franger_Mat » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:30 pm
Franger_Mat: I really am revulsed by this little prick. Every time I see his insipid rat face on the tele, I want to kick the fucken thing.
Angry, angry, angry little man. He seems to think that jokes about or relating to the anus are the wittiest and highest form of high-brow sophisticate humour, and so are the only jokes really worth telling.
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by Emma Frost » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:07 pm
Where the hell is he in this pic?
At a wench convention?
Complete with Norse regalia no less.
Horns of mead, Buxom wenches, Raping, Pillaging, all in a days work for Johnny the Mad.
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by Crockle » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:33 pm
Emma Frost wrote: When you're watching it tiger, keep an eye on his top lip. If you can explain to me why it's glistening, you've done better than the people I know. I'll be a happy girl. Does anyone recall the "Denton" show from Channel 7? Early '90s.
Denton's whole face was covered and dripping with sweat on that show. He looked like he'd just finished running a marathon, and then immediately thrown a suit on.
Maybe he's got cooties. Better ask Jen about it next time I see her.
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by Franger_Mat » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:52 pm
That man has procreated.
With his genetic material now running through two generations.
And you need a license to own a dog. 
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by Franger_Mat » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:55 pm
Yeah Denton's lip glistens because he's all sweaty I would have thought was the obvious answer.
Hot studio lights, natural sweater, first comes the glistening upper lip, the the forehead, then the pits, then its all just a mess.
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by Crockle » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:01 pm
Franger_Mat wrote: Yeah Denton's lip glistens because he's all sweaty I would have thought was the obvious answer.
Hot studio lights, natural sweater, first comes the glistening upper lip, the the forehead, then the pits, then its all just a mess. 
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