If I ever had to take a pounding in the boxing ring, I'd have no problems if it was from Jessica!
How do our useless cricketers pull birds like this? If I'd have known that spending 9 hours in the sun playing cricket most days of the year would of helped me land
a lass like her, I would have got my ass into the batting sheds and copped the numerous days of sunburn marks!
Would've been worth it to come home to that...
