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phuble wrote:

I'd like to ride that ass to oblivion.

atefooterz wrote:

gaspumpgirls wrote:

phuble wrote:

I've never fantasised about anyone other than Bert Newton while masturbating and I probably never will.

why tell us ?
http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm

maybe we should just move this to the Bertie thread

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Bert Newton has been announced as the host for the 2010 Logie Awards, to be held May 2 at the Crown Casino in Melbourne. 2010 will be the 19th time Bert has hosted the Logies.

It has been confirmed that Susan Boyle will appear at the Logies. Other guests include John Mayer and Gabriella Cilmi.

Furthermore, the Logies will remain to be held in Melbourne for a further three years after speculation that the event may move elsewhere such as the Gold Coast.

Nominations will be announced March 29.

The Logies air on channel Nine May 2.

Source: Nine News.

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A caricature of television personality Bert Newton has won this year's Bald Archy spoof art prize.

The Judy Nadin work, titled Patti's Cake, shows Newton in the buff. The entertainer's trademark wig and cheeky grin are the focus of the portrait.

Nadin, a professional illustrator and cartoonist from Newcastle, wins $5,000 for her efforts.

She says she was inspired to paint Newton because she is a big fan.

"I find him so humorous and wicked," she said.

"The Bald Archies are about satire and humour, so I thought who better to do than Bert."

Author:	gregorius [ Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:01 am ]
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He's become ludicrous and even a little ridiculous and is at his best or was at his best when it involved tele talk shows and off the cuff banter with kennedy. although he was actually quite watchable when he was doing tens morning australia show few years ago. But why the hell is he still around and doing stuff he's just not really comfortable with. Television quiz shows? Berts hey day was 50's 60's 70's. Nines problem is that they never moved on. Were great when television was King but now just look jaundiced out of sync with australia in the 21st century and really retrograde outdated values. Berts symptomatic of nines crises and also its lack of creativity and disconnection from contemporary australian values.

Author:	Argod [ Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:02 am ]
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Author:	phuble [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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I'd like to ride that ass to oblivion.

Author:	atefooterz [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:21 am ]
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phuble wrote: I'd like to ride that ass to oblivion. we know atefooterz wrote: gaspumpgirls wrote: phuble wrote: I've never fantasised about anyone other than Bert Newton while masturbating and I probably never will. why tell us ? http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm maybe we should just move this to the Bertie thread

Author:	phuble [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:05 am ]
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Author:	gregorius [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:58 pm ]
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Would so love to see a show compered by kerri-anne and Bert Newton called possibly "Tight ,Tautened, Cut and Botoxed to hell and back". Lots old jokes, lots old skits, lotsa ads. Ratings winner.

Author:	atefooterz [ Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:58 am ]
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Quote: Bert Newton has been announced as the host for the 2010 Logie Awards, to be held May 2 at the Crown Casino in Melbourne. 2010 will be the 19th time Bert has hosted the Logies. It has been confirmed that Susan Boyle will appear at the Logies. Other guests include John Mayer and Gabriella Cilmi. Furthermore, the Logies will remain to be held in Melbourne for a further three years after speculation that the event may move elsewhere such as the Gold Coast. Nominations will be announced March 29. The Logies air on channel Nine May 2. Source: Nine News.

Author:	atefooterz [ Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:46 am ]
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Author:	atefooterz [ Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:45 pm ]
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Author:	atefooterz [ Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:55 pm ]
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Quote: A caricature of television personality Bert Newton has won this year's Bald Archy spoof art prize. The Judy Nadin work, titled Patti's Cake, shows Newton in the buff. The entertainer's trademark wig and cheeky grin are the focus of the portrait. Nadin, a professional illustrator and cartoonist from Newcastle, wins $5,000 for her efforts. She says she was inspired to paint Newton because she is a big fan. "I find him so humorous and wicked," she said. "The Bald Archies are about satire and humour, so I thought who better to do than Bert."

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