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Postby RobNorm » Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:41 am


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Postby HelloKenobi » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:49 am


The sperm cup would be overflowing if she were there to help me at the hospital. I would have enough to fill her up and then some 🥵🥵 she has the perfect body


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Postby asdfghjklmn » Thu Nov 04, 2021 5:18 pm


HelloKenobi wrote:
The sperm cup would be overflowing if she were there to help me at the hospital. I would have enough to fill her up and then some 🥵🥵 she has the perfect body

Might need a cold shower there mate.


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Postby cactusJ » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:49 pm


asdfghjklmn wrote:
HelloKenobi wrote:
The sperm cup would be overflowing if she were there to help me at the hospital. I would have enough to fill her up and then some 🥵🥵 she has the perfect body

Might need a cold shower there mate.


I think young mate there might need to hit puberty first🙄👍


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Postby HelloKenobi » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:58 pm


cactusJ wrote:
asdfghjklmn wrote:
HelloKenobi wrote:
The sperm cup would be overflowing if she were there to help me at the hospital. I would have enough to fill her up and then some 🥵🥵 she has the perfect body

Might need a cold shower there mate.


I think young mate there might need to hit puberty first🙄👍


At least I can hold an erection after I cum unlike you old creeps who need a blue pill just to get it up and daydream over neighbour’s stars who are my age. :smoke: :cool:


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Postby Ebbie » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:59 pm


HelloKenobi wrote:
cactusJ wrote:
HelloKenobi wrote:
The sperm cup would be overflowing if she were there to help me at the hospital. I would have enough to fill her up and then some 🥵🥵 she has the perfect body


I think young mate there might need to hit puberty first🙄👍


At least I can hold an erection after I cum unlike you old creeps who need a blue pill just to get it up and daydream over neighbour’s stars who are my age. :smoke: :cool:


My God! Am I the only one who remembers when the double-entendre was an artform of humour?

Two things come with maturity, young man.
The first is having sufficient appreciation and respect for the lady in question to limit one's comments to something like "Well that's enough to raise one's flagging blood pressure"
Just risque enough to raise a smile without being offensive and everyone knows what we're talking about.

The second is having sufficient control over oneself to be able to keep one's mouth shut and one's powder dry. We don't need to know what you do with your deposits or what you dream of doing with your junior carrot. Keep it to yourself. No one cares.

As for the rest. Well. That has to be the most pointless, self defeating insults in the arsenal. Time doesn't stand still for anyone. All you are doing is mocking the grim inevitability of your own existence. Of course you're clearly incapable of grasping such complex concepts, so I predict a very long future of "solo pursuits" that eventually conclude with prune juice, a subscription to the Tena Man service, and the recognition that somehow such women for you went from aspirational possibility to shop window fantasy without you experiencing any of the in between.

That's because the only women who find chauvinistic misogynistic little shits attractive are the terminally emotionally crippled or those who negotiate the cost of their affections by the hour.

You'd do everyone a favour by keeping schtum. Not least yourself.


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Postby hippomonkey » Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:39 am


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Postby norman16 » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:19 pm


Let us not forget why we all follow this thread.
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Postby HelloKenobi » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:38 pm


At least I can hold an erection after I cum unlike you old creeps who need a blue pill just to get it up and daydream over neighbour’s stars who are my age. :smoke: :cool:

Someone's clearly going through a divorce or midlife crisis. If you can’t handle a bit of banter about tv soap chicks then this is the wrong place for you champ. Scuttle back to your sexless marriage :cheerstothat: :chuckel: :dizzy: :lol: :cool: :wink:


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Postby thenovice » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:56 pm


HelloKenobi wrote:
At least I can hold an erection after I cum unlike you old creeps who need a blue pill just to get it up and daydream over neighbour’s stars who are my age. :smoke: :cool:

My God! Am I the only one who remembers when the double-entendre was an artform of humour?

Two things come with maturity, young man.
The first is having sufficient appreciation and respect for the lady in question to limit one's comments to something like "Well that's enough to raise one's flagging blood pressure"
Just risque enough to raise a smile without being offensive and everyone knows what we're talking about.

The second is having sufficient control over oneself to be able to keep one's mouth shut and one's powder dry. We don't need to know what you do with your deposits or what you dream of doing with your junior carrot. Keep it to yourself. No one cares.

As for the rest. Well. That has to be the most pointless, self defeating insults in the arsenal. Time doesn't stand still for anyone. All you are doing is mocking the grim inevitability of your own existence. Of course you're clearly incapable of grasping such complex concepts, so I predict a very long future of "solo pursuits" that eventually conclude with prune juice, a subscription to the Tena Man service, and the recognition that somehow such women for you went from aspirational possibility to shop window fantasy without you experiencing any of the in between.

That's because the only women who find chauvinistic misogynistic little shits attractive are the terminally emotionally crippled or those who negotiate the cost of their affections by the hour.

You'd do everyone a favour by keeping schtum. Not least yourself.

Someone's clearly going through a divorce or midlife crisis. If you can’t handle a bit of banter about tv soap chicks then this is the wrong place for you champ. Scuttle back to your sexless marriage :cheerstothat: :chuckel: :dizzy: :lol: :cool: :wink:


Dude, just quit while you're behind. Everyone already knows you're a clown


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