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Postby Damienpayne » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:22 pm

Lingerie. Bras. Over the shoulder boulder holders.

I learnt quickly that breasts are malleable beasts. that they can be pushed, pulled and tamed to suit any outfit. And that confused me.

I know I buy / make my clothing suit my body, but I can only mimick the cries of a man, genitals yanked in so tight they force your eyeballs to pop out.

I can only imagine women looking at their garments and saying "Not Today" to the bra that pulls the breasts so high they can sit dinner plates perfectly horizontal.

Bras are a support garment, are they not. Designed to stop breasts having more positions than a 10 speed manual gearbox shift knob.

My brain wants people to stop buying the "Victorias Secret" where the secret is the Push up is higher than the initial cost of the garment.

Find the pretty bra, sure, but make sure you're not yanked five ways from sunday because of it.

Itchy the Mouse

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