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 Well i finally lost my V plates:) 
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Postby christelvr69 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:26 pm


Hi Everyone,

After years of not having even been kissed by a girl, i finally took my co workers advice, and visited a brothel. (i don't mean for this topic to be crude, but i would like some feedback).

I first went on Wednesday last week, but i didn't count the experience as i had a pretty rough experience.
The second time was better, i walked in nervous as shit and the lady sent the girls out.

I picked one girl, whose name was "sarah" (i am aware they have a performer name).

She done the health check and immediently said "wow thats huge!"

She was very good at giving a "girl friend experience". We kissed and hugged, and then she put a condom on (a XL one which she said should have fit better than it did).

After doing a blow job, we moved onto normal sex, the first time i tried it on wednesday i lost my erection quickly, this time though it was great, she said later as she was pulling stuff of the condom, that i made her cum, and that not all girls go crazy with the moaning etc. She was so good, that i ended up spending 2.5 hrs with her that night. We ran the spa and went in the spa, where i grabbed her hands underwater and put them on my penis. she said "oh look at you, all confident now! your not so shy anymore are you?"

We had a lot of fun, and in the end she said "would you like to shower together?" so that ended the night wonderfully.

The one problem i have is that, i couldn't orgasm during the sessions with her...I was very sexually attracted to her, so im not sure as to what the problem was. She said it was most likely nerves. I have no trouble when i am on my own at home, but in a situation with a girl, it wasen't happening, i got very close, and my legs started trembeling. I was wondering is anyone else has had a similar experience?


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Postby djmenow » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:43 pm


Well done man for the losing the 'V Plates' as you call it. I wouldnt and couldnt do it the way you did it but my younger brother did a number of years ago. He was soooo eager to lose his 'v plates' and because he was so self conscious and he was overweight (he is just under 7 foot tall and weighs over 150kgs) his mates treated him to a visit to a brothel. I dont know what happened once he got inside but he was glad he did it to get over the pressure of having his 'v plates' intact.

I actually waited for my now wife to be my only one. I was 22 before I lost my 'v plates' 16 years later I am still married to her and she has been my only one.

In regards to your 'performance issues', I would put it down to what the woman said 'nerves'. Maybe you didnt want to be seen as a 'cum early' type of guy and was trying to impress her. Its funny the times you dont want to go early you do and the times you do want to go early, you cant seem to.

Just put it down to experience dude. Dont stress...


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Postby atefooterz » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:45 pm


Def nerves prolly some deepdown guilt as well may be at play.

Hopefully you will get over that with more experience & maybe now you know how it feels
you should use your size at pubs with drunk random chicks ... excuse me but my mate says i
have a micro penis ... whats your opinion ? :twisted:


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Postby christelvr69 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:59 am


thanks for the comments guys:)

I felt a bit dirty going to the brothel, but it was honestly a clean place.

I actually bought the girl a corset as a "thank you gift" it might have seemed like a dick move, but i did enjoy myself:)

The first time i went there was the wednesday, the girl wanted to start sex, and pretty much as soon as i penetrated her after about 30 secs i got soft.

I still credit the 2nd girl with taking my virginity, as we had virginal sex for about 30 mins as opposed to 30 secs.

she knew i was scared of catching something.... when she was doing a HJ without a condom (not supposed to do that she said) anyhow she pulled the forskin back and blew out her mouth, onto my dick.

She said "your worried im going to put my lips on it arn't you?" theres something about her i digged. i said she would make a great GF She said "if we went out, we would have sex like twice a day, and with a penis like that i would have to marry you"

She was the same age as me (24, turning 25 this year) so i felt comfortable being with someone the same age.

I know she was only doing her job and she is paid to make people comfortable, but i just found her so sweet. Hopefully she will finally agree to the coffee.

In a weird situation, my brother's Gf''s friend does reception work at this brothel, so i may be able to search through her friends list on FB and find her through the friends list. I wouldn't message her though, as i don't want to freak her out.

I did want to wait until i found a GF but being 24, and the first naked girl i touched was a stripper at a lesbian co=workers party, i felt like my options were running out.

Everyone already used to joke, about me being the "40 year old virgin".

I said to the girl the other day "i watched porn the other day and i ejaculated, yet when im in front of a gorgeous girl, it won't happen" she said its nerves, and you would be suprised how many people it happens to:) i still feel like a bit of a failure though.

I will try and make it there before the end of the week, to have one last session with her. i have made her cum twice before (she said not every guy can make her cum, so she says!).

She taught me naughty stuff like Doggy Style:)

Its amazing how confident i feel towards girls now, not even in a sexual way. I feel as if i can approach girls and i feel more confident.


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Postby christelvr69 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:02 am


atefooterz wrote:
Def nerves prolly some deepdown guilt as well may be at play.

Hopefully you will get over that with more experience & maybe now you know how it feels
you should use your size at pubs with drunk random chicks ... excuse me but my mate says i
have a micro penis ... whats your opinion ? :twisted:


I love your thinking Atefooterz! I am doing the "game" challenge (by neil strauss author of the game). Maybe i could use that as a opener?


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Postby UpOver » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:20 am


Let me suggest your mother, I think this will fix your origami problem. :ohyes:


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Postby christelvr69 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:08 pm


i'm confused at that last remark haha


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Postby atefooterz » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:46 pm


christelvr69 wrote:
i'm confused at that last remark haha

I think some parts of the USA are a bit like the Arab world where family fun gets a bit too close & sharing :P :chuckel:


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Postby christelvr69 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:15 am


haha, i went one last time.

The girl said she would create a "fake" FB and add me. I asked if i could get a photo with her and she said "no":(

I know the rules are there to protect the girls, but i mean not every guy is crazy.

Again i couldn't cum! she said "i think its just you don't want to cum when you are with a hooker!"

I explained that i have no trouble at all at home! I think it might be psycological.

We had fun though, she let me rub her clit..i was like "aww its so warm!"

At one stage, i started getting sore from sex, so i pulled out. She made some sort of mean comment and she said "wow that got you rock hard again..you must like being dominated!"

She kept saying stuff like "bring you big cock over here big boy" and stuff like that. Later on we had a mutual masterbation session which was cool, it was nice to see a girl play with herself, when i am lying close to them, and not watching on a computer screen! ''

We joked, saying if i won lotto i would turn up one day with a car for her. she said "a red mini cooper S" i said "ok then, so when i win i'll bring one of those"

She said with the view on giving out personal information "its not you, i know your nice, its just i need to protect my identity." and i said "ok then:("

She joked one of the previous times, that if we went out hypothetically, she would have sex with me twice a day" i said "i keep thinking about that"

She joked, that because i can't cum,she wouldnt be having anywhere near that amount of sex with me.

I said "thank you for everything, you have taught me so much! now i just need a GF"


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Postby SKaVeN » Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:33 pm


UpOver wrote:
Let me suggest your mother, I think this will fix your origami problem. :ohyes:

Thanks for the Oedipus complex diagnosis, Sigmund. :lol:


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