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Any particular code?

Life has handed a big stinkin pile of garbage, in some areas.



Been there, done that. I had a copy of "Barney Blaster" on the Apple Macintosh in the mid 90s. It was exactly the same as "Asteroids", except you got to blow Barney the Dinosaur into tiny pieces. It was fun.



It's a philosophical argument. To me, the internet is not real, and neither is television. Why? Because they do not express representations of truth, and if it isn't truth, it is folly, and should be ignored as much as possible.

I made this point many, many years ago in an essay. To quote myself, "The only time the television is a reflection of reality is when it is turned off; its blank screen reflecting the real world around it".



My life isn't ruined at all. John Howard would have liked to ruin my life, but I'm certainly not gonna let him.



What you may call a "threat", is simply comedy to me. We obviously have very different senses of humour.

I've been slandered and libelled for nearly 20 years, and they're still at it. I've learned to grow a thick skin.

Anyhow, the way Wil Anderson constantly giggles about marijuana on that "Glasshouse" show, I'd like to see him say, without lying or smirking, that he aint a pothead.

I think I've gotten most of the anger out of my system now, and covered the majority of celebrities who piss me off.

No particular code.

Wayne Carey can smash a glass into his own face for a change, though.

I'd like to see Denton do this during the upcoming interview:

Offer Carey a glass of water with his hand, but before Carey grasps it, retract it and put it aside, and offer him some water in a plastic cup instead, whilst quipping, "Know offence, Wayne, but safety first".

Maurice Iemma and Reba Meagher.

These two nasties of all nasties won't be satisfied with themselves until every hospital in NSW is shutdown due to the number of people unneccesarily dying in them.

Go into a NSW hospital complaining of a headache, and leave in a bodybag.

Alan Jones: Mister Omnipotent.

Believes that he sees all and knows all. Believes that he runs Australia from his radio show. Doesn't care for democracy, as his opinions, and only his opinions, are correct. Kingmaker and Kingbreaker, apparently.

With all his "brilliance", there is one very simple fact that he always overlooks: he is a complete dickhead.

(Uh oh. I'm gonna get into trouble with c.j. again).

It's true. Look up 'dickhead' in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of Alan Jones.

Fortunately, Alan is easier to ignore these days due to his dwiddling popularity.

I'm not particularly fond of Andrew Denton.
Something about him puts me off.
Perhaps it's that in between his top lip and nose is always shiny for some odd reason. It glistens.
And is weird.

Ann Coulter is a cruel, spiteful orifice.

That is all.