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 Celebrities We Hate, and Why. 
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Postby DzaR » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:00 am


The idea of this thread is to name and shame celebrities behaving badly.

You know, those idiots in the mass media will every now and then report on the celebrities' bad, and often abhorrent behaviour, but, surprise! surprise!, a couple of days later that is all forgotten and the mass media is offering them up to we, the public, as heroes to be worshipped again.

It's called Public Relations, of course, and they can make any evil asshole appear as if they are a saint.

So, even though this is only the internet, I hope that this thread shall serve we, the normal people of the world (that is to say, we who are not celebrities), as a democratic structure to take the piss out of celebs whom deserve to have the piss taken out of them.

Kind of a tiny, little leveller of a playing field, as there's no space for such within the mass media: the P.R. companies have made sure of that.

I'll start the ball rolling, with four of my own picks.

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Matthew Newton: beats up on women, such as his former girlfriend, Brook Satchwell. This isn't an "alleged" thing, as it has been proven in a court of Law.

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Wayne Carey: Another woman beater. His favourite method is to smash broken bottles and glass into women's faces, according to the United States Police. What a classy guy!

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The Canterbury Bulldogs Rugby League Team: What did happen several years ago at Coffs Harbour? I dunno, as I certainly wasn't there. Something about a gangbanger rape, wasn't it? Does that have anything to do with why the Bulldogs' Sydney fanbase is so Middle-Eastern looking, or am I pushing the envelope of sensibility too far?

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Shane Warne: Just ask his wife. Oh, she's back with him again, aint she. Public Relations is such a wonderful thing!


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Postby Emma Frost » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:27 am


Nice idea DzaR!
I agree with your picks, though I kinda don't mind Warnie. I met him at a Hilary Duff concert, he was there with his kids, and he was quite polite. Bigger fella than on the TV too. Not fat, just, like big.

My picks are:

- Tom Cruise: I'm not sure I really need to explain this one. This guy is just a dick. I loathe him.

- Aston Kutcher: My friend used to make me watch Punk'd. What's with this kid? He's got ADD right? Even his name is annoying. Thinks he is funnier/cooler than he actually is. Why would you even bother hiring him and his crappy Kabbalah bracelet, I'm sure Josh Hartnett would appreciate the work.

- Katherine Heigl: Popular for being kinda boringly pretty in a boring ass TV series and a contrived, albeit popular, movie. This chick is totally pointless. I can think of a least 20 other young actresses more talented/pretty than Heigl, they also have a less inflated sense of self.

- Robin Williams: Another one for the " thinks he's funnier than he is" category. Or perhaps he was never funny. Being doing the same manic shtick for 40 years. Past his prime, washed up hack.

I'm sure I'll think of more.

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Postby Franger_Mat » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:24 am


I think this thread could be a train wreck waiting to happen.


Warnie would be quite polite around his kids, but if he got your mobile number, you may end up having to wash your phone. :wink:

I must admit, anything Matthew Newton is in, I find it difficult to watch. He just looks like a pathetic little bitch, and should get a job off camera if at all.


Bah, I hate lots of ppl, I'm not sure I can be bothered making a shortlist of 100 or not.



DzaR, is your avatar you after meeting Wank Arey?


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Postby Emma Frost » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:38 am


Aww. Go on Franger!
I'm vaguely interested in who pushes your buttons.
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Postby Franger_Mat » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:52 am


Franger_Mat is invincible.


No one shall find out what / who pushes his buttons, unless of course "pushes his buttons" is a metaphor for what ladies do to make Little Franger happy and sleepy in that order.

Hint: There are clues all over my 5757 previous posts. :wink:


Up, up and away! :spiderman: *


* I know, all wrong, but there are only two superhero smilies. :evil:


EDIT: O, and vague interest doesn't interest me. :paper:


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Postby DzaR » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:55 am


Franger_Mat wrote:
DzaR, is your avatar you after meeting Wank Arey?


Umm, no.

Who or what is Wank Arey?

My avatar is that of the female zombie. It is in apt metaphor for the girls and women of my hometown.

Nasty!


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Postby Franger_Mat » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:15 am


Wayne Carey. Get it? Say it fon-et-i-cal-ee.


I think the avatar is hot. I do really enjoy a good metaphor, visual or not. Pity you're gay. For me, not for you.

You know, every single girl I meet is gay. There are so many around! Everytime I go to a bar or whatever and walk up to a girl and start talking to her, she says "Sorry, I'm a lesbian" and walks off. Which is funny, because almost every single time I later see her pashing any number of suspiciously manly looking lesbians. Are there are lot of 6 foot four lesbians named Bazza who play cricket for the local men's team and are going to knock my teeth out if I keep looking at their girl who stand up to pee? The dating game is so confusing. :?

Is any female in Australia heterosexual? Because I'm yet to meet one, let alone sleep with one.



You're not from Deniliquin are you?


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Postby Emma Frost » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:23 am


Or Moe?


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Postby DzaR » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:51 am


Franger_Mat wrote:
Wayne Carey. Get it? Say it fon-et-i-cal-ee.


How about "Wanker. Why?", but certainly never "Wayne Care. Why?", unless you wish to suggest that Carey only cares for Carey, then that would be appropriate.

Franger_Mat wrote:
Pity you're gay.


When did I say I am gay? I'm a lesbian, and a much, much hairier one than the typical lesbian.

You must be confused by that march that happens up Oxford Street, Sydney every February.

Gays are boys and girls, whereas lesbians (in the true sense) are men and women.

And so it follows that heterosexuals don't exist at all.

... and may I add, any porno that has boys and girls together in it aint heterosexual nor lesbian, it's 100% GAY.

Such matters as these follies are discussed "seriously" at universities, believe it or not. What a complete waste of the taxpayers' money that is.

Franger_Mat wrote:
You're not from Deniliquin are you?


Emma Frost wrote:
Or Moe?


I am not at liberty to divulge as to where I am from, for it is extremely impolite to speak ill of the dead:

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Postby DzaR » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:38 pm


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Anthony "The Man" Mundine: has an ego the size of Jupiter. His super-duper ego is perfect for his two favourite side projects, Hip Hop and Muslimism.

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Hip Hop: Many, many moons ago, there was a thing called "Rap" music. Grand Master Flash's "The Message" was, and is, an excellent song, as it has a social conscience and speaks words of truth and worth.

The record companies killed off this socially conscious form of music, and replaced it with Hip Hop, hoping that music consumers would be none the wiser.

Hip Hop is the work of completely untalented egotistical misogynistic trash.


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