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For those that don't know, Andrew Bolt is a conservative commentator, and as such many (myself included) don't like him or his views. Until recently he regularly appeared on the ABC TV's Insiders programme, but it was recently announced he was leaving that to host his own show on Ten, which is to be called (wait for it)... The Bolt Report. Gee, they must have been up all night thinking of that one. I thought some of the brilliant minds around here could think of some much better names for the show, such as:
Bolt the Other Way, The Horse has Bolted, Shot his Bolt, Bolt in the Neck, and my favourite, Bolt the Dolt.
Any ideas?

Thunderbolt and lightening . . . very, very frightening to me, to meeee, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bolt action shock jock

Good move, now I can watch Insiders again.

Bolt is being funded by Gina Rinehart who along with Packer, Murdoch and other wealthy power brokers have bought major shareholdings in Ten. They want to turn Ten into a right wing propaganda outlet similar to those in the US and spawn a Tea Party movement here. This is nothing short of usurping our democracy by a wealthy few so they can get even more wealth out of ordinary Australians.

They have also setup up online right wing propaganda sites, some stealthily that don't state their sources or they are right wing funded, that have no problems in spreading lies and errors in facts along with setting up think tanks whose jobs are also to spread deceits. All this so they can influence the public into pushing the government to cut taxes to the wealthy and to increase upper class welfare to them and their businesses.

Bolt is just one pawn in their strategy.

Inside Lachlan Murdoch’s first Ten media, market briefing

#lolbolt pulls the pisser out of Bolt. There was a flood of tweets giving put-on names for his new show, some were hilarious, but I can't find them anymore.

It was hashtag: #BoltsNewShow but it's now not coming up in the Twitter search. It was being swamped but here a few repeated on a blog.

* The Inciters
* Packed to the Ranters
* Andrew Bolt’s War On Everything
* Thank God I’m Here
* Top Git Australia
* Meet the pricks
* Border Insecurity
* Snide and Prejudice
* Are You Being Sued?