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Author:  HumphreyBBear [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:45 am ]
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry, Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around.
In fact, more than you! I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
If you want, I will pay you for the services."

The man, mad with rage, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.


A few moments later, a second text came in: "Damn auto correct! I meant 'wifi', not your 'wife'."

Author:  atefooterz [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:06 pm ]
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Author:  Blastoise [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:13 am ]
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various

Author:  offwork [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:12 am ]
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:smile: ...
Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Bottle shop...
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home...
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump...
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open...
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window...
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"...
I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kind of beer 'ya got?"...

Author:  wolverine [ Tue May 06, 2014 1:00 pm ]
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This has got to be one of the funniest headlines ever

Author:  Macc [ Thu May 08, 2014 10:14 pm ]
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:grin:

Author:  phunkyfeelone [ Mon May 12, 2014 10:23 pm ]
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Macc wrote:
:grin:


Gold. I've also seen one with it's finger up saying "I don't give a f*ck what your family looks like"

Author:  Macc [ Tue May 13, 2014 12:02 am ]
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Like this?

Author:  kirkbright [ Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:09 am ]
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Nowadays, after a disastrous divorce, a couple of failed defactos, with the kids grown up and gone away, and the dog consigned to the big kennel in the sky . . . as a single man I'd still like to have the 'family' stickers for the rear window of the ute . . . but, despite the constant searching, I'm buggered if I can find a sticker of a blow-up doll . . . . :smoke:

Author:  offwork [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:14 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ...

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