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Author: | HumphreyBBear [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:45 am ] |
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A man received the following text from his neighbor: "I am so sorry, Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you! I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. If you want, I will pay you for the services." The man, mad with rage, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead. A few moments later, a second text came in: "Damn auto correct! I meant 'wifi', not your 'wife'." |
Author: | atefooterz [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:06 pm ] |
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Author: | Blastoise [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:13 am ] |
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various |
Author: | offwork [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:12 am ] |
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... Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Bottle shop... I placed them on the front seat and headed back home... I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump... Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open... She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window... With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"... I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kind of beer 'ya got?"... |
Author: | wolverine [ Tue May 06, 2014 1:00 pm ] |
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This has got to be one of the funniest headlines ever |
Author: | Macc [ Thu May 08, 2014 10:14 pm ] |
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Author: | phunkyfeelone [ Mon May 12, 2014 10:23 pm ] |
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Macc wrote: :grin: Gold. I've also seen one with it's finger up saying "I don't give a f*ck what your family looks like" |
Author: | Macc [ Tue May 13, 2014 12:02 am ] |
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Like this? |
Author: | kirkbright [ Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:09 am ] |
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Nowadays, after a disastrous divorce, a couple of failed defactos, with the kids grown up and gone away, and the dog consigned to the big kennel in the sky . . . as a single man I'd still like to have the 'family' stickers for the rear window of the ute . . . but, despite the constant searching, I'm buggered if I can find a sticker of a blow-up doll . . . . |
Author: | offwork [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:14 pm ] |
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