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Postby kirkbright » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:07 am


Nice one, thanks! :smoke:


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Postby UpOver » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:09 pm


I prey I don't get a haddock from laughing so hard.


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Postby kirkbright » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:33 pm


I would have understood if you'd fallen of your perch with laughter . . . but don't get the haddock :smoke:


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Postby Macc » Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:58 am


:grin:

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Postby Macc » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:25 am


A financial executive hobbled into a pub, hoisted his bad leg over a bar stool and asked the barman for a shot of the finest single malt scotch. The barman poured a shot and as the executive was drinking he noticed a familiar face at the other end of the bar. He called the barman over and asked "Is that Jesus?" The barman nodded. The executive gave the barman some more money and told him to give Jesus a scotch too.

Then a well dressed yuppie walked into the pub, hunched over due to a sore back. He shuffled up to the bar stool and asked the barman for a glass of wine. The barman poured the glass and as the yuppie was drinking he noticed a familiar face at the other end of the bar. He called the barman over and asked "Is that Jesus?" The barman nodded. The yuppie gave the barman some more money and told him to give Jesus a glass of wine too.

Then a bogan swaggered into the pub, plonked himself on a bar stool and asked the barman for a beer. The barman poured the glass and as the bogan was drinking he noticed a familiar face at the other end of the bar. He called the barman over and asked "Is that Jesus?" The barman nodded. The bogan gave the barman some more money and told him to give Jesus a beer too.

Jesus got up, walked over to the executive and said "For your kindness, you are healed". The executive suddenly felt the pain disappear from his leg, praised Jesus and danced out of the pub.

Jesus walked over to the yuppie and said "For your kindness, you are healed". The yuppie suddenly felt the pain disappear from his back, straightened up, praised Jesus and did a backflip out of the pub.

Jesus walked over to the bogan. The bogan jumped back and yelled "Fuck off, I'll lose my disability pension!"


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Postby Laxative Effect » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:30 pm


What do gay horses eat?


............Haaaaaayyyyyy


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Postby HIPPYD » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:14 pm


So this oldskool video has recently started to go viral online, despite being a couple of decades old and it is hilarious.

The video show's an Australian man being arrested in what looks to be the 1980's, and his elegant prose and class has captured the internet's imagination. Some people even want him to run in the federal election!

The man utters thoughtful phrases in a classy voice such as "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?", "I See that you know your judo well" and the soon to be infamous "Get your hands off my penis!"

It seems that the video dates back to 1988 and the man in the video was Paul Charles Dozsa, a former chef who became infamous in Sydney for doing runners on restaurant bills. In this video he was being arrested for refusing to pay the $50 bill at a Chinese restaurant. He racked up over 54 convictions for failing to pay for meals in the 1980's.

It seems the latest internet sensation unfortunately passed away in 2003.


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Postby sharkboi » Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:03 pm


This is what I call a "Wine Rack"...

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Postby phunkyfeelone » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:21 pm


Laxative Effect wrote:
What do gay horses eat?


............Haaaaaayyyyyy


What was the name of the gay dinosaur?

............Megasauras


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Postby offwork » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:38 pm


Not so much funny as clever :smile: ...

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