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Everyone who agees with me is intelligent but everyone who doesn't is an asshole?

Love that logic

Gimme a break. I had to put up with nearly 12 fucking years of John Howard, and since I aint a millionaire, it aint been easy.

And, yes, if you disagree with me you are an asshole, unless you can change my mind, and then I'm the one who is the asshole.

... and I don't ever bother trying to change other peoples' minds. Most people are stubborn in their opinions, and that's the way it should be.

I hate Jellyfish!

Let me state it another way, that is much closer to the point I was trying to make with that statement about John Howard.

Selfish people are assholes.

People may have the I.Q. of Einstein, but that only makes them intelligent, not "properly" intelligent.

Many psychopaths (such as, dare I say it, John Howard) are highly intelligent, but they are extremely selfish. Ergo, they are assholes.

Proper intelligence requires that someone has decent moral ethics.

John Howard and those who support him do not have decent moral ethics. They think only of themselves, and how much money they can make for themselves by kicking the heads of poor and unfortunate people.

Assholes.

Funny you should feel that way cj., considering that's the exact attitude of many of your mods.

There's my Emsy! My favourite girl. You know you can't just go & leave me in the other forum like that. No one knows how to trash talk Uncle SKaVeN the way you do. Others have tried but no one holds a candle.

I just hope you haven't noticed that tree you have in your garden. You know, the one that seems to be just outside of every window you look out of? The one with the ADSL cable running out of it? Let's just say that your Uncle SKaVeN hopes you're one of those mung bean eating, methanol loving tree-huggers! Love makes us do the strangest of things...

I'm bound to get into trouble for this one ...



Rove McManus. Funny as a fart in an elevator. Got as much natural comic talent as the average pet rock, but "Oh, he's so cute!", say the pre-pubescent girls.

Why does every second episode of his shithouse TV show have naked boys in it? Oh, it's on Channel 10. That explains it.

Big Bugger: Sleaze Merchants.

"Fifteen minutes of fame" - Andy Warhol.

"Four and a half minutes of shit" - The Late Show (D-Generation).

"The infinitely worst mindnumbingly depraved vacuous and morally bankrupt TV show in the history of all known and as yet unknown universes". - DzaR.

Jamie Durie: the gardener's favourite gargoyle.

Go back to prancing about on stage and sticking your dick into the faces of giggling schoolgirls on hensnights, Jamie, you poofter.

Scott Cam: Ocker Shocker! Has all the style, personality, grace, poise and intellect of a bull walrus during mating season.

"You see, what you do is, you put the hammer in one hand and the nail in the other hand. Don't make the mistake of putting both the hammer and the nail in the same hand. Lotsa people do that, but I'll show ya how to do it right. Make sure the pointed end of the nail is facing the timber. Ya taking notes? You'll need to, as this aint easy stuff, ya know ..."

Channel 10: Queer!

Damn you to Hell, Channel 10, for axing the only decent Australian made show that you've ever had, "Aerobics Oz Style".

Your constant attempts to turn Australia's youth into a bunch of pansies know no end, does it not?

You put yourselves up for sale last year, but didn't get any takers.

Doesn't take an Einstein to figure out why: you are completely GAY, Channel 10.

Look out, here come Big Brother 2008. Another bunch of poofters sticking their dicks in the faces of a bunch of faghags.

Go directly to Hell, Channel 10.